True Fedex Stories and Rants

Over the years I thought I was crazy, and sometimes I thought well maybe its me.. Well it wasnt..

1. Customer service is first ! …. But only if it does not interfere with your numbers of productivity  and whether or not they are shipping out a package or not..

2. Employee Safety is a priority drive safely - But hurry the fuck up and get back to the building

3. We will never tell you to ever  falseify … but wont say anything if you do- But if you get caught well its you or me and well we never ( ahem cough) condoned it anyway so have fun on the unemployment line

4. We will never put the driver in an unsafe position-Well not admittingly anyway-and besides your a professional driver and you were in control and should have said something- Oh you did sorry we didnt hear you from 2 feet away

5.  Your going to have lates ? Dont worry just go with it you will be ok… Hey your done ? ok just come into my office and sign off on this OLCC for the lates you have- It doesent mean a thing but 3 in a row you get a performance reminder and three of those an we have to let you go hey its in policy sorry !

6. Fedex Managers always follow policy ! well only when it applies to  us and not the employee

7.  There is no forced overtime and every courier gets the required rest they need ! Sorry bud you cant go home operational need, oh and dont worry about those going home before you worry about yourself